Sometimes you just gotta wear your favorite LBD for no reason, ya know?
If I ever have a nervous breakdown, it’ll probably be because I just learned that Mickey Rooney somehow convinced Ava Gardner to marry him and yet here I am, likely a bitter spinster forever
Worst case of misheard lyrics ever:
My 6-year-old thought that “Shake your groove thing” was “Shake your boobies”
Tonight I had to look Terry fuckin’ Richardson in the eye and exchange pleasantries and oh how I hope he caught that glimmer of disgust in my eye.